July202014

(Source: deddoctor)

2AM
“Love is not all wine and roses, sometimes it’s handcuffs and cheese.” Tim Minchin (via scatgash)
2AM
“Everything organic and natural is good - ignoring the fact that organic natural substances include arsenic and poo and crocodiles. And everything chemical is bad - ignoring the fact that… everything is chemicals.” Tim Minchin (via anatidaephobism)
2AM
2AM
catherine-jean:

  Admire this man.

catherine-jean:

  Admire this man.

2AM
“A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience” Tim Minchin (via notttom)
2AM
“I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me”

Tim Minchin, “Not Perfect”

a lyric we should try to remember when we look in the mirror

(via gotalotofcoats)
July192014

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via ozzynommay)

1AM
kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

(via ozzynommay)

1AM

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

I’m about to play cards against humanity with my mom and family there’s no way this can go wrong

I’m grounded

(via ozzynommay)

1AM

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

(via ozzynommay)

1AM

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via ozzynommay)

1AM

eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

(via ozzynommay)

1AM
somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:

guys i think this person just won life

somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:

guys i think this person just won life

(Source: bara-neko, via ozzynommay)

1AM

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

(via ozzynommay)

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